Wednesday, October 26, 2011

true story

The following is a true conversation I overheard from my employees at work. (Names have not been released, employees in question were summarily dealt with.)

Underling: I need something to make this shelf fit. Do we have a metal stretcher?
Minion: Yeah, check Evil Overlord's office, it should be next to the torture rack.

(Ghostwriter's Note: No underlings or minions were harmed beyond endurance in the making of this blog post.)

No comments:

Post a Comment